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Out of Claws:

Yes, it has been a long time, I know. But I just want to inform those who played League with me in the last few days that my computer died and I won’t be able to play until it’s fixed. And you won’t see me much on skype.

No I’m not returning to this account.

If you want to roleplay or only chat you can find me in one of those accounts:

Ghost Bride Morgana

Maleficent

Smaug

Pegasus

Regina Mills

Tick Tock

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 2 notes
Tagged as: #outofclaws 

Bloodlines (closed rp with ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin)

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

"Yes, not for very long, but long enough that I can say that I’m an official dragon trainer and rider…though most of the time it feels like they’re training us and we’re just learning how to communicate with each other." Ruffnut shrugged. 

When she described the dragon that she was looking for she pursed her lips in thought. 
"Can’t say that I have, unless we call it by a different name. What class is it in? Though I can’t say I’ve heard of a dragon wanting to live with humans before they’ve bonded." 

"Well, if the dragon in question didn’t want to be noticed by humans, you wouldn’t be able to tell if he was there or not." Shyvana said. The thought of humans actually training and riding dragons still were very strange for her, even with this girl saying as if it was, in a way, normal. She shook her head. "After all, they are the only species that can actually change form." She added,

5 months ago on February 15th | J | 10 notes

On a scale of 1 to 10 how attractive does your character find mine?

inboxideas:

awesome people could also say why

5 months ago on February 15th | J | 6,844 notes

Gaming Reaction #1

sejuani-and-her-boar:

sir-nerds-a-lot:

When the tank dies…

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"Retreat! You can not win without me!"

5 months ago on February 15th | J | 96 notes

// So I decided to master Ashe once more after having a descent game with her in a long time.

I could solo a Varus and a Darius but not Yi thanks to his alpha strike

and our kennen was stupid as hell

but still i had an excellent score

and I shall master Ashe once more

5 months ago on February 15th | J | 2 notes

riversongg:

duchessmimrose:

youkoofthelovespot:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

TALLY HO *dies laughing*

OMG LOL

THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE AWESOME

5 months ago on February 15th | J | 457,020 notes
5 months ago on February 14th | J | 10,157 notes

//it’s official, I’m in love with Heartseeker Ashe and I’ll learn her again

I want to play my bby again

And night!

5 months ago on February 14th | J | 0 notes
5 months ago on February 14th | J | 23,924 notes
kouaob:

pajamasecrets:

iamrickyhoover:

poocomesfromfood:

moist-fondling:




me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years


The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare




i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.
for example:tiger fish
vampire fish
basking shark
snakehead fish
and who can forget old mateANGLER FISH

even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)


Terrifying

my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go
awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day?? 

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish
hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

you’re forgetting

the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE

the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon

the goosefish please help me 

do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u

kouaob:

pajamasecrets:

iamrickyhoover:

poocomesfromfood:

moist-fondling:

me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.

for example:

tiger fish

vampire fish

basking shark


snakehead fish


and who can forget old mate

ANGLER FISH


even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)

Terrifying

my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go

awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day??

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish

hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

you’re forgetting

the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE

the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon

the goosefish please help me 

do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u

5 months ago on February 14th | J | 358,689 notes